Teacher: can you define the word teacher? Student: teacher is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

English teacher: "one smart young handsome intelligent boy is walking on road". Change this to an exclamatory sentence. Girls: hey vinith is going yaa...

Two interesting facts on earth. 1st fact: you can’t touch all your teeth with tongue. 2nd fact: after reading this all fools will try it.

Try to fill this with yes/no/ok. 1. I am not human. 2. I don’t have brain. 3. I don’t have any sense. 4. I am stupid take your own time.

Husband to hotel manager: come fast, my wife is going to jump out of the window and commit suicide. Manager: what can i do? Husband: idiot, the window is not opening.

Behind every successful student, there is one girl friend, but what about unsuccessful student? Simple Lot of girlfriends.

If a cat crossed you when you are going somewhere, it means. The cat is also going somewhere.

You are strong as rum, as fine as wine, as cool as beer, as classic as whisky, as sophisticated as vodka. Believe me I am totally drunk in your friendship.

Have a good day; if you don’t have good day no problem, they are many other brands like 50-50, milk bikis, tiger, hide and seek, try them and enjoy.

When nights are long, when friends are far, I usually sit by my window and think of you with silent tears. I always wish you be here, near me to hit these mosquitoes.

Doctor to child: have you ever broken a bone. Yes. Was it painful? No. which bone did you breaks? My little sisters arm.

Once a woodcutter went to the city, suddenly all the girls started following him. Guess why? The axe effect.

Do you know 70% of the college students in the world are suffering from AIDS. Can't believe it, but its true. AIDS (Arrear in Different Subject).

An advice from me, if anyone throws a stone on you, throw a flower on them but make sure that the flower is still in the pot.

Lincoln studied by the fireplace, Mozart composed by candlelight, Galileo invented by the oil lamp light. Why did not these guys work in the day?

I like three things: Pizza, Pepsi and you. Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink and you to pay the bill.

Dad: if you pass in the exam, I will present you one cycle. Son: if I fail? Dad: I will present 10 cycles. Son: why? Dad: to open cycle shop.

Touch your heart you will feel the rhythm of you heart beat. Touch your head; you will feel the rhythm of tapping an empty pot.

A pessimist sees the glass half empty, an optimist sees it half full, and the realist, just add whisky and say cheers.

What is the difference between love marriage and arranged marriage? Love marriage is a perfect suicide, but arranges marriage is the planned.